本文引用自PsyLeu911 - 要多少專業人士才能更換一個燈泡？
忍不住轉貼過來了，黑色幽默，很讚～
我相信生活總有比笑話荒謬的可能～ 哈
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
要多少個醫生才能換掉一個燈泡？
- That depends on whether it has health insurance.「要看它有沒有健康保險！」
- None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later.沒有。他們會要他吃兩顆阿斯匹靈，過兩天再來。
- None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.沒有。他們會簽署死亡證明書，然後通知停屍間。
- None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.沒有。他們會診斷有憂鬱症狀，然後開速悅給他吃。
- Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.只要一個，但是必須有一個護士告訴他該從哪一邊把燈泡鎖進去。
- Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.要三個。要找一個燈泡專科醫師、一個燈泡安裝專科醫師、一個給健保局寫報告。
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